When I think of Library 2.0, I think of a huge robot, tearing through a city of book shelves, eating all the books, and shushing the screaming crowds of patrons as they vainly try to escape the awesome power of Library 2.0.
Library 2.0 would have rocket launchers that propel water balloons full of Germ-X at dirty patrons, unlimited funding sources, and exhaustive databanks with the answers to each and every silly question a patron could ask.
Library 2.0 also has fiery eyes that cause patrons with censoring thoughts to burn with guilty feelings of inadequacy, stopping them in their tracks before they even think of asking Library 2.0 to take Harry Potter off the shelves.
Library 2.0 reeks of robot charisma. All the kids want to be like Library 2.0, men want to be around him, and women want to be with him.
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